Collection: 2026

Panel 1: EXT. City Streets — Night Mike stands in front of a freshly buffed wall, wearing a ski mask and shaking a can of spray paint. Mike: Yeah boyeee! Skrode is back, and I’m finna cock the world. Panel 2: Mike stops mid-shake, scanning the empty street. The wall is pristine and bare. Mike: Kinda weird how quiet it is… and this wall? Wide open like this? Panel 3: Mike sprays a giant dick on the wall. SFX: SSSSSSHHHHH Mike: More room for my cockery! Panel 4: A TV-headed Robot stands at the corner, scanning Mike like a predator. Buff Bot: ILLEGAL ART DETECTED. INITIATING BUFF. Panel 5: Mike freezes as the robot flies down the sidewalk toward him. Skam: (OP, shouting) Dude, move! Panel 6: Skam lunges out of nowhere, tackling Mike out of the way just as the robot sweeps past. Skam: Get down! Mike: AHHHHHH! Panel 7: Silhouettes of Mike and Skam sprinting across the street as the robot attacks the graffiti-covered wall. Smoke and sparks fly. Panel 8: Both watch the robot obliterate Mike’s giant dick tag with multiple robot arms armed with a pressure washer, spinning buzzsaw, flamethrower, and rolling scrub brush. Mike: Wait... why is he touching my dick?